My New Third Wheel Sweatshirt

Mossimo® Women's Long Sleeve Sweatshirt w/ Nailhead Ampersand Sign -Aqua

I saw this sweatshirt at Target and it had a giant metal ampersand on it. Honestly, the first thing I thought was "Who would buy that?"* Then I realized that person was me.

There's just so many things that can be done with it. I could stand between peanut butter and jelly or mustard and ketchup. Maybe I'll get a gig on someone's wedding announcements as the & part of Mr. & Mrs. I hope my career counselors in high school read this and find out that I have amounted to something after all.

*This isn't saracasm I really do own this now.

Famous Last Words

I was thinking about all of the essays I had to write in school about what I wanted my obituary to read. I think a much better assignment would've been "What do you want your last words to be?" I hope that life leads me in a direction that I live a long life and my last words would be said surrounded by my family and friends. I just hope I have lived the kind of life where I can say "There's a map hidden..."

Also, I finally discovered the perfect way to answer the question "Why aren't you married?" (Well, the PERFECT way is that I'm waiting for a ninja, but this one can be used by everyone else). The best way to answer that question is "I'm difficult to get along with.". You're welcome.

Price Hikes

I read an article awhile back that said that gas should cost $5 a gallon because then we would be FORCED to be more energy conscious. I did not like this concept at the time, but now I'm hoping that it happens in another area.

I have had Nutella once or twice before and didn't think it was a big deal. Then my Mom sent an unopened jar home with me and now I get why probably 28% of Pinterest is made up of Nutella recipes (That's a rough estimate). I haven't done any price comparisons but I hope that this stuff is more expensive than caviar so I can't buy it all the time. I'm usually pretty health conscious but suddenly it's "Nutella all the food!"