I first started seeing headlines about your government having problems a few weeks ago. I naturally assumed that the news was broken. You are Canada, my strong, friendly neighbor to the North where things always seems wonderful; very very cold, but wonderful. I have been offering to be the princess of your country for years now & I promise to never suspend parliament just because they think I should be fired. (Ok, so I don't have a huge grasp of Canadian politics, but it's not my fault that it's always in the back of the newspaper.) Please see my enclosed resume.
1984-1992 Kicked every boy that I saw & then said "Ha ha you can't kick me back I'm a girl." This demonstrates that I'm not afraid to take a tough line & stand up for what I believe in which is kicking people.
1991-1992 Had a crazy crush on Alex Trebek because I thought he was the smartest man in the entire world.
199something-Present Knows every single Alanis Morissette lyric.
1998: Pasted a picture of an adorable Hockey player in my locker along with his bio that said he was from Nova Scotia. Nova Scotia boy is still a legend to this day.
- I know the first two words of the Canadian national anthem.
- Funnier than Caroline Rhea.
- I use most of the top ten Canadian inventions on a daily basis except for a Canadarm because I don't know what that is.
A friend once said that I'm the only person she's ever met that acts like Anne of Green Gables.