Friday, July 05, 2013

My New Third Wheel Sweatshirt

I saw this sweatshirt at Target and it had a giant metal ampersand on it. Honestly, the first thing I thought was "Who would buy that?"* Then I realized that person was me.

There's just so many things that can be done with it. I could stand between peanut butter and jelly or mustard and ketchup. Maybe I'll get a gig on someone's wedding announcements as the & part of Mr. & Mrs. I hope my career counselors in high school read this and find out that I have amounted to something after all.

*This isn't saracasm I really do own this now.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Famous Last Words

I was thinking about all of the essays I had to write in school about what I wanted my obituary to read. I think a much better assignment would've been "What do you want your last words to be?" I hope that life leads me in a direction that I live a long life and my last words would be said surrounded by my family and friends. I just hope I have lived the kind of life where I can say "There's a map hidden..."

Also, I finally discovered the perfect way to answer the question "Why aren't you married?" (Well, the PERFECT way is that I'm waiting for a ninja, but this one can be used by everyone else). The best way to answer that question is "I'm difficult to get along with.". You're welcome.

Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Price Hikes

I read an article awhile back that said that gas should cost $5 a gallon because then we would be FORCED to be more energy conscious. I did not like this concept at the time, but now I'm hoping that it happens in another area.

I have had Nutella once or twice before and didn't think it was a big deal. Then my Mom sent an unopened jar home with me and now I get why probably 28% of Pinterest is made up of Nutella recipes (That's a rough estimate). I haven't done any price comparisons but I hope that this stuff is more expensive than caviar so I can't buy it all the time. I'm usually pretty health conscious but suddenly it's "Nutella all the food!"