Sometimes people are surprised that I live in Utah. Sometimes I am surprised that I live in Utah. It's a very conservative state & Sarakastic, not so much. Bottom line, this is where my family lives. Plus, name anywhere else that has both of these:
You know when they show any shot of any street in America & you just see a lot of people in sweat pants wobbling down the road holding big macs? You think ok this is what Americans look like. Not flattering, but fine.
Whenever they show Utah, we see girls with braided hair & bonnets. People think ok that's what people in Utah look like. I'd just like to state that I have never ever worn a skirt over jeans. I've decided that our "Greatest Snow on Earth" "Life Elevated" mottos aren't cutting it. So I did a few rewrites.
Utah: Good Enough for Robert Redford
Utah: 98% polygamist free
We have an NBA team. You just haven't heard of them because they are humble.
Home of awesomeosity.
If your neighbors have been peddling some annoying health drink like Tahatian Noni, we probably made it.
The last bag of Doritos I bought said "Made in Utah" Now I don't know if every state has a Doritos plant, but Doritos are super yummy. Can you really imagine a world without them? I can & it's very, very sad.
Jewel was born here...then promptly left.
What should your state motto be?