Usually I make fun of people and we all have a good laugh. Except today because today I was one of those people. My ergonomic tweezers weren't working out. Yes, I bought ergonomic tweezers, as if that will somehow keep me from getting carpal tunnel syndrome when I don't even have an ergonomic keyboard. You know the keyboard that I type at 40+ hours a week? Yeah, that one. So the ergonomic-ness of the tweezers prevents any actual tweezing and I never really thought I looked like Brooke Shields until I bought them. So I headed over to the store, thinking how smart I am. I'm the girl who is no longer going to depend on ergonomic tweezers.
I brought my new purchase home, so proud of myself. As I was happily forming my eyebrows to look less like a Sesame Street character it hit me. I had become one of those people I constantly make fun of. What had I bought? Comfort grip tweezers with extra wide plastic handles. That's right, comfort grip. As I rip the hair from my face I don't want my fingers to hurt, makes perfect sense.
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