Tuesday, February 23, 2010

A Sarakastic Approved List

Things to say when you walk outside and your windshield is broken in two for no apparent reason (I didn't even have a rock chip.):

I need magical windshield elves.
But...but...I'm a nice girl who has a vendetta against me?
That is not awesome.
Where is Luke?
Well, I guess for a wedding present my brother is getting the peace of mind of knowing his sister has a windshield.

Things to say to windshield fixing guy:

Look, I know I call my car "lady buggy" because I'm a lady and it's a buggy but get real here. I googled it I know how much it should cost.


Stacy said...

Oh, no! Are you able to drive it to the mechanics safely?

Alyssa Goodnight said...

My favorite, of course, was #5. So sorry that happened!

Jennie said...

Where is Luke!?

What an appropriate response to so many things. I hope you get your lady buggy fixed up soon.