Things to say when you walk outside and your windshield is broken in two for no apparent reason (I didn't even have a rock chip.):
I need magical windshield elves.
But...but...I'm a nice girl who has a vendetta against me?
That is not awesome.
Where is Luke?
Well, I guess for a wedding present my brother is getting the peace of mind of knowing his sister has a windshield.
Things to say to windshield fixing guy:
Look, I know I call my car "lady buggy" because I'm a lady and it's a buggy but get real here. I googled it I know how much it should cost.