I've been writing about cooking a lot lately. I guess I've just been craving food that hasn't been invented yet. My thought process today was:
Thought 1: I want food that isn't invented yet
Thought 2: Maybe I want hummus
Thought 3: I don't know what hummus is
Thought 4: Maybe thats what I want
Thought 5: I don't have tahini or a food processor
Thought 6: I don't know what either of those things are
Thought 7: I don't know what curry is either so I'll substitute that
Thought 8: The blender is like a food processor right? Like it can crush ice.
Thought 9: I guess not. Ok, my next purchase will be a ninja food chopper.