Monday, June 06, 2011

Good News: 2011 Edition

I've enjoyed watching news anchors and crime analysts alike be totally baffled by the fact that the major crime level is the lowest it's been in 40 years. People keep trying to figure it out just because there's the assumption that the crime rate should go up when things are bad for people It's a minor news story that should be a major one. Instead I end up thinking "Just say hip hip hooray anchor person. Tell everybody they did a great job last year." So world, we did awesome last year, keep going.

5 comments:

Allie said...

Huzzah!

heidikins said...

I think there needs to be a class in News Anchor School where they FOR ONCE focus on the positive. This type of announcement would be a good lecture in that class. ;)

xox

Stacy said...

I'm waiting for the "Moronic Decisions Decrease by 40% in Last Year" report.

Alyssa Goodnight said...

I declare that high-fives should be the normal greeting from now on!

LEstes65 said...

News anchors get very jittery when the world isn't heading to hell in a handbasket. What with fear fueling most of their programming.

Good job people!