I was thinking about all of the essays I had to write in school about what I wanted my obituary to read. I think a much better assignment would've been "What do you want your last words to be?" I hope that life leads me in a direction that I live a long life and my last words would be said surrounded by my family and friends. I just hope I have lived the kind of life where I can say "There's a map hidden..."
Also, I finally discovered the perfect way to answer the question "Why aren't you married?" (Well, the PERFECT way is that I'm waiting for a ninja, but this one can be used by everyone else). The best way to answer that question is "I'm difficult to get along with.". You're welcome.