Why I hate Cats

People often make fun of me because I am afraid of cats. It is not my fault that cats are evil. It is not my fault that i am the only person that sees this. With dogs, you know when to stay away, they let you know. They bark & you know, don't go near them. With cats, they snuggle close to you & are like, I am your friend & then the next thing you know you are missing an eye. I once read an article that all CEO's of fortune 500 companies own dogs, not a single cat person. This may be an urban legend, but I choose to believe it because it fits in with my rant. So, I already don't have a cat, I'm on the road to success.