We all have our talents. Mine is the ability to create band names. I can't sing, or play an instrument, & I'm slightly tone deaf, but I can create band names with the best of them. If anyone out there wants to use these, please feel free.
Please don't read the lampshade. I picture this being an indie rock band for some reason. The name came about when I was in a thrift store, trying to convince my mom that this lampshade was classy. It had French writing on it. She said "What does it mean in French? What if a French person comes to the house & the lampshade is swearing at them? ". I replied, "Just tell them, please don't read the lampshade".
Red Dye #40: This isn't a band to my knowledge, but it should be. They could be a throwback to 90's alternative music & travel the world spreading the knowledge that food additives are bad for you.
Raindrop down the throat. This was a random sentence uttered by a friend who was sticking their head out the window while driving in the rain. It has a very lyrical sound to it. Granted, if I transcribe the entire sentence it would "AUgh raindrop down the throat". AUgh isn't very lyrical sounding, so it had to go.
I have to go look in the paper for "band naming" jobs. It's my gift. What do you think should be a band name?