To All Pizza Franchises:
I love a $4-$5 pizza as much as the next person. However, the big catch is that it's a one topping pizza. Why don't you just say pepperoni or extra cheese pizzas are $5 & everything else is $20?
Instead, you show all of the one topping pizzas we could have: peppers; olives; pineapple. Seriously? Has anyone ever called & asked for a pizza with just mushrooms on it? No, no they have not because that would be gross.
Just know that if I order a mushroom pizza, a pineapple pizza, a pepper pizza, & an olive pizza I am really just equally disturbing all the toppings across four pizzas. I will win at your little game.
Sick of your pizza teasing ways