Warning: Severe sarcasm ahead. Not for the faint of heart.
I am so sick of seeing articles talking about whether Juno & the Jamie Lynn Spears cover are glamorizing teenage pregnancy. The only thing that Juno made me want to do is buy a hamburger phone & not watch Juno again because it just wasn't a funny movie. So in the spirit of diplomacy I have decided to fix this problem. Here are some headlines I've rewritten.
The real headline: Alli Sims: Jamie Lynn Spears "Going to Have Fun" With Maddie.
My headline: Jamie Lynne Spears "Going to have Fun with Maddie" but you won't have a nanny, money or sleep pretty much ever again.
The Real Headline: '24' Star's Biological Clock Stops Ticking
My Headline: This story used to have the worst headline ever. I fixed it.
Instead of any headline that says star gives birth, it should say "Human being tears itself from inside of so & so's body"
Hello drop in teenage pregnancy rate.