See? I don't even have to say anything & it's funny. The only way a mode of transportation could bring me more joy is if I was driving down the street & saw an athlete riding an old timey bicycle.
No, what I heard was an awkward segue. According to wikipedia:
A segue allows the host or writer to naturally proceed to another topic without jarring the audience. A good segue makes the subject change seem like a natural extension of the discussion.
I was watching the NBC news & they were discussing the election when a guy who I believe is Brian Williams said "& somehow we end up back in Beijing." Smooth. Very smooth. You should speak for a living, like report on stuff, you have a natural gift. That's the only time a TV show has made me feel like I'd broken some sort of space time continuum. That is my new phrase "& somehow now we are talking about this." & somehow I will be so glad when summer is over so I can stop seeing department stores advertising monokinis. It's just called a swimsuit.
& somehow I'm really bothered by the Sharpie pen. Sharpies are special because they are the only permanent marker. Pens are permanent by their very nature so it's not like Sharpie needs to break into the market. Ohh finally an ink that will just stay put.