Sadly, I can't remember if I've used that title before. I'm a Christian. I also don't go into Christian book stores. There are lots of such book stores in Utah. Up until now we have peaceably coexisted by just staying away from each other. Until they sent a catalog to my house. Then the screaming started. I opened it up & what do I see? A photograph of Jesus. A $200 framed PHOTOGRAPH of Jesus. Paintings, illustrations I've seen before. Fine. You think Jesus was blond? Fine.
Never before have I seen a photograph of Jesus. Really it was quite disturbing. Especially considering the fact that a local university is so conservative that they don't allow male students to have long hair or beards. Apparently though it's ok if you are dressed up like Jesus. Can you imagine how awkward that casting call must have been? I'm now tempted to go on every blind date that is offered just in hopes that I will inadverently be set up with that guy so I can say "Hey, aren't you that guy in the photograph?"
Now that I think about it $200 is a fair price if it's a genuine photograph, but a fake one? This is just a warning to all of my friends, if I ever walk into your apartment or home or place of work & see that I will leave, & probably never talk to you again. This is exactly why I'm so angsty all the time.