The last few years I have asked for protection against robotic lawnmowers and real life furbies. Maybe, it's the recession but this year, I want actual stuff. Oh no, not just any stuff. I want awesome stuff. For your consideration are:
The ninja master prep blender and food processor. Yes, I already have a fancy blender that works for all of my food processing needs. No, I do not have that many food processing needs. However, I fell in love with the infomercial. As far as I can tell it's just a regular food processor that has the word ninja on it. Good enough for me. However I just love the phrases "ninja technology" and "ninja blade technology". Finally we have harnessed the awesomeness of ninjas into kitchen appliances. My current blender is not a ninja and therefore not good enough. Also, I suspect that whoever came up with this marketing campaign would be a suitable spouse for me. Please introduce us Santa.
These are not shoes that I would ever actually wear but I want them anyways. I was recently introduced to the word "shootie". I guess it's half boot half shoe. I don't think I'd want to marry whoever came up with that word. My money is on the ninja marketing campaign guy. I just want a pair so whenever someone says "I like your shoes." I can say "Excuse me, they are shooties."