Last year I asked you to keep robotic lawn mowers away from me & so far so good. Thank you for that. I need another favor. The first really scary movie I ever watched was called Critters. I think the tag line was "Don't feed or water them after midnight."
I really don't remember what the movie was about, just that it was scary. So imagine my horror a few years later when I walked down the toy aisle & saw this:
People told me "It's just a movie, or it's just a creepy possessed robot thing. They can not hurt you." Fine, I am a survivor.
Apparently scientists have found a real life furby called a pygmy tarsier. I am not posting the picture because it is unbelievably scary. Scientists thought that this species had been extinct for the past 70 years. It is not. Thank you science.
Now Santa, I would never ever ask you to make something extinct. I am a friend to all creatures, unless it's a stupid boy. Just please Santa, keep these things far, far away from me.
I was seriously awesome this year