I am bad at cooking but I am worse at baking. Baking requires measuring and not jumping around the house while things are in the oven: two things I'm not good at. Then today I invented a new thing called deconstructed baking and I made my first cake. Deconstruction is basically taking apart something like a Caesar salad and then serving all the ingredients in a pretty line. I'm pretty sure that it was invented by a sarcastic/lazy person. Here is my recipe for deconstructed cake:
Some kinda oil thing
Carrots (I have absolutely no idea what goes in a cake).
Place each item in a separate bowl. Call it deconstructed cake. Dance around the house.