Thursday, October 28, 2010

Dear Trick or Treaters,

I've been saving up peach jolly ranchers for you guys all year. I'm calling it festive but really they are just gross so I take them out of the bag and put them away for you guys. I'll be calling the orange color festive. It's a recession. Also, to the neighbor kid who carved a Christmas tree on a pumpkin, that was brilliant.

xoxox,

Sarakastic

5 comments:

LEstes65 said...

My oldest would take those peach ones off your hands. He gets peach rings (gummies) all the time.

Allie said...

You are awesome!

Alyssa Goodnight said...

I agree. Watermelon Jolly Ranchers totally rock...peach, not so much.

Stacy said...

Um, if I admit to loving the peach ones, am I no longer your friend?

Trish Ryan said...

Hahahaha...love it! And yes, peach Jolly Ranchers sound particularly appalling. Foist them off on the young who haven't fully developed their taste buds yet. (Or on Stacy, whose taste buds are quite possibly frozen after a lifetime of Northern winters ;) )