First thought upon seeing a commercial for reading glasses with lights built in on either side.
"That's a great idea...unless you ever plan to be around people".
Second thought upon seeing a commercial for reading glasses with lights built in on either side.
"This is the closest I'll ever get to having laser eyes".
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Cooooooooooooooooool.
I can see them in a Halloween costume. ;)
Or how about, "Of course, you have my full attention. I put the spotlight on you and everything"?
People will never look you in the eye again...
It'll feel like they're in an interrogation room. Which could be a good thing. :)
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