Thursday, November 10, 2011

Sherlock Sarakastic

My mom told me that she didn't need my help with the buying of Christmas presents this year. I was relieved because I have many brothers and many nephews. There really aren't a lot of people to buy cute girly stuff for. So I was a little perplexed that she had been able to pick out the same present for all of us; especially since there's a wide range of married and single people as well as ages with my siblings.

Then things became even more curious when she had to make an appointment and drive two hours away to get our presents. The only possible explanation I can come up with is family funeral plots. At least now I'll be able to tell if she thinks I'll ever marry if she buys one plot or two. Possibly there's the whole Gilmore Girls crypt annex conversation coming in my future.

5 comments:

Painted Furniture said...

Maybe she went to a special photography studio to have her portrait done for all of you. Maybe she went to have all of her recipes put into a cookbook for all of you. Maybe she went to pick out puppies for all of you. You may not be getting the cemetary plot. Don't get your hopes up.

Stacy said...

There's nothing more festive than receiving peace of mind regarding your final resting place.

Sarakastic said...

Painted Furniture, matching puppies was my first guess but my mom said no.

Alyssa Goodnight said...

I don't remember this episode. I really need to watch a season or two again...

I think you're probably a little off on this one...surely not! Maybe you're all getting horses at a family dude ranch! Or mountain-man-made dream catchers. :)

LEstes65 said...

Matching painted puppies? An iPad2 for everyone???? Airline tickets for the whole family to come visit me in TX?