My grocery store is pretty pricy. So in order to curb this I walk to it. I always figure "Hey, I won't get more than I can carry"...which is true in theory. So today my arms were killing me because milk was on sale stupid on sale milk. Later I was talking about this with my mom.
Mom "You could just get one of those carts like grandma used to use"
Me "Whenever I think of spinsters I think of those carts. That's like the crossover line".
Mom "Kate Middleton was almost as old as you when she got married"
Me "Have you ever seen Kate Middleton with one of those carts? Lawyered"