At my age I feel like I'm running out of ways to say that whatever awkward social meeting I'm at could get any worse or weirder. (Social meeting is code for date but the word date is taken away after some seemingly normal looking guy always says something like "I need to tell you something")
However, Marisa Tomei in an independent film that I'm not mentioning because it wasn't entirely good gave me a new perspective. The absolutely worst thing that someone can say on a date is:
"I need to tell you something...I'm from the future"