Dear TV,

Please stop reading me the internet. Stop scrolling twitter feeds across my screen constantly or telling me what fellow facebook users say about the news. If I wanted to be on the internet I'd be on the internet. I can read the news faster than you can say it and whenever I want to. I don't care what Jamie0376 from Wisconsin h8s. I care about what actually happened. Plus, I can also use funny voices in my head when I read it. I watch the news because I expect you to actually do reporting or add something instead of just creating a conglomeration of what I'm dubbing "the poor man's internet".

Sincerely,

Sarakastic