Introducing Sarakastic

I've always loved in old old movies when the credits say "& Introducing..." Like Audrey Hepburn in Roman Holiday. No one has ever done that for me, so Introducing Sarakastic...Every friend I've ever had (all two of them) has always referred to me as the "bad cop". Being nice is great, we need nice people. We also need someone to say, that is stupid. I am that girl. Sarakastic is here to say all the things that most people never dare too. (Sarakastic is also here to talk about herself in the third person). I may not be liked, but at least I'm right.