I live in a small town. Hence the title "Small Town Life". How do I come up with this stuff? I sure don't know. I was walking past our one & only non-grocery non- gas station store & there was white butcher paper put up in the windows. They had painted large green festive looking words with holly. The sign read simple in block letters "Toys Games Knives". There's a combination you don't see everyday. To loosely quote "Gilmore Girls", turn on Rush Limbaugh so they (the burglars) know we have guns.