This post wasn't supposed to sound bitter, it just had a classic Sarakastic ephinany at the end that I felt must be shared. I don't know what it is about me that says, "Please come up to me & tell me how I should get married.". Maybe it's the fact that I'm happy being single. It's a weekly occurence. In fact, it happens every single time I see certain people. In fact, they tell me, "You should just get married, it's not that hard". When I reply that it is really quite difficult, they reply with "You should just find a nice boy & settle down". Ohhhhhhh so that's what I'm doing wrong, I've been trying to date jerks, well that just clears everything up, getting married will be a piece of cake now.
This usually leads to a long lecture on how I shouldn't be anti marriage, (I'm not, I'm just anti Sara marrying an idiot). They then tell me how I'm too picky & how marriage is a lot of hard work & I just need to make that step. I then reply, "I just haven't found the right guy". Then they always say, you just have too high of expectations, even though they've never asked me what those expectations are. Usually, I would reply that I just want a boy who isn't stupid. This again leads to being told how I'm too much of feminist.
Today I was walking in a parking lot (That's not really important, in fact I should delete that because it would take a lot less effort than typing this explanation of the parking lot statement). Anyways, today I had an ephinany. The next time someone asks me what I'm looking for with that expression on their face that Sarakastic is too picky, I will just answer "A ninja. I want to date an actual ninja".