I was flipping through a catalog which I will only refer to as "Expensive crap that no one needs but is so excessive it's the reason that everyone else hates America: Father's Day Edition". There I found the most atrocious Father's Day Gift. It's a coaster that you plug into your usb port & it keeps your drink cool. (They call it a drink chiller, but it's a coaster)
At first it didn't stand out amongst all the other useless expensive crap. Then I thought, ok "It's a COASTER with a USB PORT that you PLUG into your COMPUTER" I wish this company sent out little cards with every purchase. I would love to write for them.
"Dad, you taught me how to ride a bike. You were always there when I needed you. In honor of that here is an expensive piece of crap that will either get you electrocuted or ruin your electronics when you spill something because you can't be trusted to use an ice cube. Happy Father's Day"