These were my thoughts as I watched Man vs Wild on the Discovery channel where a guy named Bear is dropped into different situations simulating a lost tourist & must get out using his survival skills. It's a very scary insight into how my brain works.
I wonder if I would be watching this show if the guy wasn't hot or he didn't have that British accent? Accents are hot. I should get one.
It's very convenient that he got stranded in the desert with all those camera men around.
I wonder if he has a girlfriend? He could totally help me take over Canada, & find the best parking spots at the mall.
Bear can jump out of helicopters, none of my ex boyfriends could do that.
There has to be a catch. I better look at wikipedia which says
Following allegations that the show deceived viewers into believing that he was really stranded in the wild when he wasn't, Channel 4 temporarily suspended the show.
People are idiots why can't they just let the boy be hot & British? Is that really such a crime?
Ewww. Is he eating a bug? He's such a cute boy. I would never be able to make out with him now. Ever. EWWWW. If the show is fake why does the cute man have to eat bugs? Why can't he just point to them & say "Those are nutritious. I could eat those if I was really stranded. Which I'm not." I mean there's breath mints & Scope, everyone says I'm too picky. Ok, focus Sara, go to wikipedia & find a list of exactly what gross stuff he has done in the name of survival & then make an informed decision:
The program has shown him eating raw meat and live fish, staving off hypothermia, and drinking the fluids of elephant feces and his own urine for hydration.
Another potential suitor bites the dust, I hate nature.