I felt it my duty to inform you of a new threat that I feel is endangering the elderly of our nation. That threat is Tom Hanks. I've been noticing lately that he has been sporting various eye wear that can only be described as "old lady glasses"
I wear glasses myself so I know for a fact that these styles are no longer manufactured. I also know how frustrating it is to lose your glasses because you can't see to find your glasses. I then have to make the logical assumption that he is stealing these glasses from the back of night stands & those drop boxes at the optometrists where you are supposed to donate your glasses to charity. People just keep looking at him like he is perfectly normal, so I expect this behavior to increase. I suggest that anyone who owns a pair of pink to peach 80's style frames start wearing eyeglass chains. I would be happy to form some sort of watchdog group.
A Concerned Citizen