Go look at this link. Then come back & finish reading because I need to make fun of it.
Ok, pretty dress. Pretty girl. I can only assume the photographer gave the direction "Ok, look a little more like the guy on the evolutionary chart. No the guy on the left. Ok now gimme the Neanderthal man. Perfect. Cut. Print." The ad doesn't make me want to shop as much as it makes me afraid that a wholly mammoth may devour me at any second.