Friday, September 12, 2008

The Missing Link

Go look at this link. Then come back & finish reading because I need to make fun of it.

Ok, pretty dress. Pretty girl. I can only assume the photographer gave the direction "Ok, look a little more like the guy on the evolutionary chart. No the guy on the left. Ok now gimme the Neanderthal man. Perfect. Cut. Print." The ad doesn't make me want to shop as much as it makes me afraid that a wholly mammoth may devour me at any second.

7 comments:

ellesappelle said...

I love it! :D Because an "on the safari" print dress, naturally, must make wearers act like gorillas.

ellesappelle said...

It's like saying, ooh, fishnet stockings! Make like a fish!

Trish Ryan said...

How did that happen? And even more important, how did it make it onto the website? Makes you wonder what her other pics in that dress looked like...

a little bird said...

she needs iposture.

Alyssa Goodnight said...

First let me say that I LOVE the new look! Very, nice, and the motto is perfect. As to the dress and posture...not so sure what's up with that. I just want to wrench her shoulders back like my mother used to do to me.

(I don't stand like that anymore.)

~Virginia~ said...

i've been so out of touch these past 5 days i didn't even know you had a new blog look! love it! :)

that girl looks like the poster child for osteoporosis. it should be shown to little girls so they know "this is what happens when you don't sit up straight".

kind of like rory's 1st day at chilton where they go in to see the headmaster and his secretary is all ghoulish looking and lorelai says, "that's why you never sleep with your makeup on"! :)

Barrie said...

Could be useful around the end of October.