Wednesday, October 08, 2008

So easy a monkey can do it

MSN is my default search engine. I just find google to be so cold & uninviting. My homepage was open but I was just spaced out thinking about my awesome dream I had the other night. I was a spy & I had to stop a gun smuggling ring that was operating out of the local thrift store. Yes, even in my dreams, I'm awesome.

I was spaced out long enough that I noticed that MSN has a list of popular searches on the top. Apparently popular searches are Christie Brinkley's Ex, Jason Priestly, & Monkey Waiters. It's nice to know that in an election year we have our priorities in order. I looked at Monkey Waiters & said "I won't give in. It's going to be stupid. Now is a time to have principles. It's an ad gimmick & I'm stronger than that. Besides, I used to be a waitress at a self serve breakfast bar during college, it's a hard job." (By hard, I mean soul killing. Yes, being a waitress at a self serve continental breakfast bar is as bad as it sounds. No, it doesn't make sense to me either.) Which was followed by me clicking on Monkey Waiters. They are monkeys, who are waiters. It brings up a myriad of questions like how sanitary is it for a monkey to bring you a hot towel & how do they get the drink orders right?

7 comments:

Packsaddle said...

Key quote:

"The monkeys work in shifts of up to two hours a day due to Japanese animal rights regulations."


It appears the Japanese Monkey Labor Union is very influential.

~Virginia~ said...

cartoon monkeys are cuter than real monkeys in my opinion. i have no idea what that has to do with anything. i'm sleepy. and rambling. and at work. great combination. sigh.

have a great weekend!

Barrie said...

I would not eat a meal brought to me by a monkey. Call me picky. But I'm not budging on that.

ellesappelle said...

Oh my word, how weird! :)

Alyssa Goodnight said...

Really? You find Google cold? I find it cleanly efficient. (Not the type to stoop to monkey waiters).

My dreams aren't nearly so impressive.

heidikins said...

Ohmygoodness...this is hilarious.

And I'm a Google whore.

xox

Casey said...

Wow. My job can be done by a monkey. Thanks for sharing! :D