MSN is my default search engine. I just find google to be so cold & uninviting. My homepage was open but I was just spaced out thinking about my awesome dream I had the other night. I was a spy & I had to stop a gun smuggling ring that was operating out of the local thrift store. Yes, even in my dreams, I'm awesome.
I was spaced out long enough that I noticed that MSN has a list of popular searches on the top. Apparently popular searches are Christie Brinkley's Ex, Jason Priestly, & Monkey Waiters. It's nice to know that in an election year we have our priorities in order. I looked at Monkey Waiters & said "I won't give in. It's going to be stupid. Now is a time to have principles. It's an ad gimmick & I'm stronger than that. Besides, I used to be a waitress at a self serve breakfast bar during college, it's a hard job." (By hard, I mean soul killing. Yes, being a waitress at a self serve continental breakfast bar is as bad as it sounds. No, it doesn't make sense to me either.) Which was followed by me clicking on Monkey Waiters. They are monkeys, who are waiters. It brings up a myriad of questions like how sanitary is it for a monkey to bring you a hot towel & how do they get the drink orders right?