A few days ago there was an episode on a horse farm. I kept noticing that certain spots of the ground were blurred out. Then it hit me, they were censoring actual manure. That means that it is someone's job to wade through pages of FCC regulations & then decide which animal droppings have to be blurred out. I looked around to find the actual guidelines. Then I stopped because I was afraid someone would ask me what I did this morning.
Life could always be worse, unless that is your actual job. Then your life probably sucks. Also, you probably aren't a huge hit at dinner parties.
"So what do you do?"
"Well I approximate the size of animal droppings on film."