Here is an up to the minute play by play of election night:
2:45 pm If "I don't have any good choices but I believe in the democratic process so I show up even though it's snowing & my state has only elected one party since the beginning of time" ends up winning this election, then I'll know my vote was counted. I'm not sure if that person is a he or a she but I'm sure they'll make a fine president.
3:31 pm This post was originally going to be about how voting is a lot like dating but it turned too cynical. I tend to shoot for sarcasm not cynicism because cynicismkastic just isn't a good name.
3:43 pm Also, I will be referring to snow as opaque rain until at least December, which is an acceptable month for blizzards.
6:03 pm Martha Stewart is showing me how to throw an election day party. This is why the phrase "What the crap?" was invented.
6:04 pm Eagerly awaiting my first viewing of "Whatever Martha" where Martha's daughter basically makes fun of her. (I hope.)
7:42 pm Alexis just admitted that her mother (Martha Freaking Stewart) never threw her a fancy birthday party & usually just shoved a pillar candle in the middle of a pound cake.
More updates to follow unless I get distracted by something shiny.