Saturday, November 08, 2008

It's almost makes up for your annoying commercials

It probably says a lot about me that I view the movie "How to lose a guy in 10 days" as a documentary. I especially love the part where she makes a scrapbook with cut up pictures pasted together to see what their future children will look like.

Well you know those insanely annoying VW commercials with Brooke Shields? In order to promote those, VW has a Routanbabymaker Just put in your picture & some guys pictures & there you go.

Adam Brody & I make:



Matt Damon + Me =


Ninja + me=



Any way you look at it apparently my kids will have elf ears.

7 comments:

Packsaddle said...

I don't know who Adam Brody is but you definitely don't want to hook up with that guy because your kid will have one enormous head (which, technically, is better than having TWO enormous heads).

Stay away from Matt Damon too unless you want your kid to look like "Chucky" from Child's Play, who will lose his temper one day and slaughter the entire ninth grade class.

The Ninja kid gets my vote since he has a better than average chance of making it through public school relatively unscathed.

Although the cute little elf ears may draw the attention of bullies, they may also draw the attention of helpful people, such as Disney Casting Directors, Ringling Brothers, et al.

Good luck!

Alyssa Goodnight said...

My mom sent me that link but I hadn't done anything with it yet. (Probably because I already have two kids and that's plenty).

All your combos are cute, but the Matt Damon one looks a little possessed. I just glanced at Packsaddle's comment and had to laugh--I was thinking Chucky too!

And I also second Packsaddle's optimistic outlook on the elf ears--the Peter Jackson version of The Hobbit is still under negotiation isn't it? Could be a very big break!

~Virginia~ said...

more evidence that adam brody has a good head of hair...

Barrie said...

Hmmm...I may have to try out me and Neil Young. Which was, at one sad point in my life, a goal. :)

Allie said...

Hahaha! That is fantastic. Really, they are all ridiculously attractive kids but I love the ninja one. Keep holding out...

ruby said...

hahahaha this is great! you and ninja will have some cute kiddies...

a little bird said...

oh my God, because of you I tried this weirdo baby merge-head thing last night with this new guy I am seeing....

... we sat at the computer eagerly waiting it to load and suddenly the UGLIEST URCHIN BABY pops up.

most awkward moment of our 2 week relationship.

NEVER again.