The local newspaper was asking kids about dating & marriage. An eight year old answered the question "What would you do if you were on a first date that turned sour?"
He answered, "I would run home & play dead. Then I would call all the newspapers & tell them to put me in the dead column."
I'm pretty sure I dated this kid's older brother, whoever he may be.
Also, I read this book because it had pretty pictures & was entitled an awesome book.