I have had my current phone number for 4-5 years. Lately, I've been getting a lot of wrong numbers. Normally I would assume that this was Adam Brody calling to declare his love & then nervously/geekily chickening out. However, the numbers are all different. Everyone keeps asking for Katelynn. None of these people are concerned with rudimentary pleasantries like hello. Instead it goes like this:
Me: I'm not Katelynn & that is not a proper phone greeting. If you automatically say someone's name without first hearing their voice you won't ever know if you are talking to the right person, this is one of those times.
Them: Kaaatteeelllyyynnn how's it going.
Me: I really am not named Katelynn.
Them: Where's Katelynn?
It usually dissolves into total despondency on their part. Then I hang up the phone & try to remember where I heard the phrase fiduciary bag & wonder why I didn't think of it first. I have to say I'm a little jealous of Kaaaaaatteeeeeellllyyyynnnnnnnnnn, people are always so excited to talk to her. Every once in awhile I will get a Hiiiii, but people never say Saaarrrraaa I think because it sounds like a ghost, or a seisure or a ghost having a seisure. I can only assume that she is some sort of super stealthy super sexy spy who changes names & phone numbers so much that on this last pass she accidentally gave out my number. I have no other explanation.