& Somehow I saw an older lady in the market wearing a wig. She looked really good & I resolved that when I am old, I will also wear a wig. It will be fluorescent pink, but I will wear it.
& Somehow I just drank a bottle of sobe. It is naturally sweetened with sugar. Says so right on the bottle. I am a health nut.
& Somehow I've always thought that Michigan was cool. After all, it's the home of my favorite Ukrainian Baptist Minion Movie Reviewers. I saw my first ever tourism ad for Michigan. I was expecting a lot of lakes & maybe a mention of those $1,000 foreclosed homes. Instead, it just featured a lot of happy beautiful people walking in buildings. If the same people were making a tourism ad for Utah I'm sure it would show a lot of public restrooms. Go to Michigan, you can ride elevators there.
& Somehow I saw a ragged stuffed animal at the bottom of a store shelf. I naturally assumed it was roadkill. If it was actually a stuffed animal that looked like roadkill I will never have to think about baby shower presents again.