So I was trying to save money today at the store. I skipped the deoderant that claimed that it could give me softer under arms in less then 30 days. Then I started wondering just how soft my underarms were and how they aged, but no it's a recession, I'll be frugal.
Somehow I ended up in that dangerous no man's land between the men and women deodorants. I picked up something Arm and Hammer and left. Now that I'm home I'm pretty sure that I'm wearing mens deodorant. I have to say that it works a lot better than womens deodorant. Although men probably don't worry about their underarm softness. The very confusing part is that it's an invisible solid. Do men wear invisible solids? My deodorant is having a gender crisis.