Sometimes I wish I could do elementary school over again. Instead of being shy I would have showed my sense of sarcasm. I remember a string of years where the assigned essays were always about recycling and reducing waste. If I had to do those essays over again it would go like:
When going green global planning is important. Otherwise Bear Grylls won't have any styrofoam to build a raft out of when he's taping Man vs. Wild. Also, he should really put a disclaimer on the beginning of his show that says "All animals were harmed during the filming of this show".
What elementary school essays would you rewrite?