Friday, January 22, 2010

New Rules for Saradelphia

I've added a new Saradelphia law: If you are starting a band, especially a band that isn't very good and needs a lot of practice and seems to be a blend of punk and opera, you can't live in an apartment building. Since I haven't taken over the entire world yet I've just started coming up with funny names for the band downstairs such as:

Toenail in the Head
Destruction Milkshake
Migraine Inducing Melodies


Alyssa Goodnight said...

I'm kinda partial to Toenail in the Head.

Stacy said...

I agree with Alyssa. I think the toenail in the head came from a swift kicking ninja who hadn't clipped toenails in a while.

LEstes65 said...

I don't know what possesses people to think practicing in an apartment on ANY instrument (let alone a BAND of them) is ok. I'm sure some movie or TV show made it look nifty. And everyone in that movie/tv show probably thought it was AWESOME! Kind of like how, in Fame, when the kids are all dancing out into the street and jumping on cars, everyone is like, "Oh look! An impromptu musical number!" But in reality, if someone cartwheeled across my car, I'd be yelling all sorts of unChristian language out the window.