My big act as princess this week was that I banished a completely full bottle of cotton scented Bed, Bath & Beyond hand soap. It was given to me as a gift and I was intrigued that when people thought of what I would like they thought of cotton.
The problem? It smells like an old lady. At first I just exiled the soap to my guest bathroom but after my guests started smelling like old lady diplomatic relationships broke down. Then I went to the grocery store and bought a no name cucumber watermelon brand because it says wowerful on the back. So my overall current mood and philosophy for the day is wowerful.