Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Dating Snippets from 2010

Lately dating has gotten so weird that even though my web presence is somewhat anonymous I can't really write about the weird dating goings ons of 2010 simply because whoever visited would immediately be able to pick themselves out. So instead, I'm just going to share a few of my thoughts in aforementioned vague, awkward situations.

"You date weird".

"You're lucky that my future ninja boyfriend isn't here to see this crap".

"It's a good thing I don't have lasers for eyes or we'd all be gone"

"No, I'm not interested, but I know someone exactly like you that I can set you up with and you can be that couple at parties that I avoid".


Stacy said...

Nice! I especially like the last one.

heidikins said...

Oh. My. Gaaaash! The lasers-for-eyes comment is perhaps the funniest I've seen in a long while and would *love* the context of the situation! :)


Rhianna said...

I love that last one!!!

Alyssa Goodnight said...

I don't know why you aren't writing a guide to dating in the modern world! These are golden!

Allie said...

I agree with the last comment!

Barrie said...

Thank you for today's laugh!!