As far as first dates go last week's was great, I didn't even kick anyone. Then he didn't call which made me sad because seriously maybe 1 out of 300 people will actually understand the words that come out of my mouth so for me it was a rarity, that's at least friend material. Well technically he called right after the date, like when he was still in the parking lot and then never again. I don't know what to do with that that, but I've read "He's just not into you" before. Plus, Sarakastic doesn't do insecure. In fact on more than one occasion Sarakastic might have said "If you can't see how awesome I am, I can't help you".
However, his ninja skills probably sucked so I'm not going to think about it again. If anything I am sadder about the fact that if it wasn't going to go anywhere I could have at least made it so there was a definite reason, although the lettuce already arrived completely shredded. I can only assume the chef knew I was coming.