At the store today I saw a loaf of hemp bread. I didn't know we were making bread out of that now. I guess It's hard for me to imagine as a child of the 90s when those necklaces reigned supreme. Never once did I think while wearing one "This should be bread".
On the way home from not buying bread made out of hemp I saw an emo kid riding a unicycle. I laughed because the unicycle is one of our funnier cycles and the emo movement is one of the sadder movements. You can't ride a unicycle sad, you'd fall. Then as I walked home I thought "That really isn't normal. Well maybe it is normal and I just don't know about it. Maybe right this second there are misunderstood teenagers all over this country who yell at their parents for not understanding the significance of Twilight and then slam the door and pedal their unicycles away full of angst"