I love my state. It is awesome. That is why I live here. However, I seriously think any of our local news stations have the worst headlines ever. It's like someone from How I Met Your Mother was writing them for Robin. A sampling tonight was about a Taco Bell employee who was committing credit fraud. The headline was "She wasn't dipping into the sauce. She was putting extra cheese on your credit card". First off, I do love that someone stealing the amount of a Taco Bell order twice was enough to make the news. It makes me happy to live in such a safe place.
I've said this over in my head 87 times and it still doesn't make sense. I get that sauce and cheese are things that are at Taco Bell. However, even if it had been translated into a different language, translated back into English, and then kicked by a donkey I still don't understand it. What are the worst headlines or news teasers where you live?