Thursday, July 12, 2007

World Domination in 3 simple steps

Stacy just created the best meme ever about world domination.

The World Domination Meme:

You are offered one superhero power to help you take over the world (or the country of your choice). What would your superpower be and why?

I would definitely have to say I would want the ability to shower really, really fast. Actually, that's from "Gilmore Girls". Honestly, I have everything a good dictator needs, I look great in a tiara & I'm humble.

Where will you establish your capital and why?

Canada. All of Canada. I just wish that it was warmer there. I once knew a Canadian who had a job shoveling snow off mailboxes. He didn't think this was uncommon. I'm not down with frozen tundra.

What would be your first official decree as a brand new dictator? Why?

Change the climate in Canada so it is warmer. Oh maybe my power should be the ability to control the weather!

As a Great and Fearsome Leader, you will need to have the best people working for you. Who would work for you? (Feel free to use famous people, fictional characters, friends and family, or other people from the blogosphere in your answer.) What would their jobs be?

I wrote a post where I included Powerpuff girls, Bob Saget, & my blogging friends as people that would make up the perfect government. I'm not really a details person, I just have the general idea like, hey build a time machine go stop the guy who invented pantyhose.

If you could make one annoying habit illegal in your empire, what would it be?

Loud chewing. Or a law against people who are not Matt Damon. I think my empire consists a lot of me driving up & down the road in an icecream truck with a loudspeaker yelling "Why won't you be more like Matt Damon".

I just realized that I didn't include any steps for world domination. My apologies for the misleading title, but go take this meme & you'll forget all about it.


Diane said...

All about Canada. Got a favorite city in Canada? Mine was Ottawa.

Virginia, like the state! said...

Ah, yes...what happened to our tiaras?! :)

LEstes65 said...

Oh my goodness, I love reading your stuff. I love laughing. The loudspeaker from the icecream truck - oh that just got me!

I recall being nominated in your post. And I would love to be your head of security. Your personal security. I don't want to guard the whole realm. Just you. I'm small and people mistake that for weak. I will be your tenacious little bull dog. And no one will mess with you OR your tiara.

Trish Ryan said...

I think with your tiara and your years of studying the Gilmore Girls, you'll make a fine leader. Glad to hear that climate change is high on the agenda if we'll all be moving to Canada. Smart move to keep the world domination moves a secret for now.

Beth said...

Think of all of the extra time you could spend in the ice cream truck if you were able to shower very quickly. Brilliant! I do have a quesion: Would you sleep with tiara on or off? Ooh, if you sleep with it off, you should hire someone to be the Keeper of the Tiara. Kind of like how Pdiddy has someone whose sole job is to protect his jewelry when he travels.

Princess Banter said...

Hey maybe when you change your weather you can donate some of that coolness over here in Singapore ;)

Stacy said...

You'll definitely have to change the weather. Tiaras don't look quite so glam in the tundra.