Sarakastic's favorite things

I recently saw an ad touting Oprah's favorite superfood, the acai berry. My first thought was "The acai berry is my favorite superfood too." My second thought was "I'm starting to think whatever Oprah tells me. No! I will find my own superfood. Are there any foods that actually punch people in the mouth?" Here is my list of favorite things from this year, totally independent of Oprah.

• Favorite eccentricity: I've started wearing faux fur coats. All the time. I am warm & feel like a young Joan Crawford before she went all no wire hangers. Either that or a bear. My look is now as eccentric as my personality. The only other way to accomplish this would've been to own one hundred cats.
  

• Favorite previously untapped genre of potential suitors: Ninjas

• Favorite word that is not really a word: Awesomeosity

• Favorite word that is really a word: Pugnacity.
  

• Favorite anecdote to sum up my year: My mom was telling me to be grateful even though my car & computer both went to heaven within three days of each other. No, I did not smash anything with a hammer. She said, at least you still have hair. Then she looked closer & said "there's a bug in your hair. " She pulled the bug out & without missing a beat said, "it's a ladybug, it's good luck". Five minutes later I got a call saying the dealer had the perfect car for me.

• Favorite reply to "what do you want to be?" Awesome. "Can't you be more specific?" Insanely awesome.

• Favorite album that all my other albums would beat up because they never get played anymore: Feel Good Ghosts (Tea-Partying Through Tornadoes)
  

• Favorite way someone persuaded me to be good so I can go to heaven: "Maybe you'll be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes."

• Favorite superfood: Chewy sour jolly ranchers.

• Favorite quote but I can't remember who said it or why: "When life gives you lemons throw them at people."

What are your favorite things?