Lately dating has gotten so weird that even though my web presence is somewhat anonymous I can't really write about the weird dating goings ons of 2010 simply because whoever visited would immediately be able to pick themselves out. So instead, I'm just going to share a few of my thoughts in aforementioned vague, awkward situations.
"You date weird".
"You're lucky that my future ninja boyfriend isn't here to see this crap".
"It's a good thing I don't have lasers for eyes or we'd all be gone"
"No, I'm not interested, but I know someone exactly like you that I can set you up with and you can be that couple at parties that I avoid".
6 comments:
Nice! I especially like the last one.
Oh. My. Gaaaash! The lasers-for-eyes comment is perhaps the funniest I've seen in a long while and would *love* the context of the situation! :)
xox
I love that last one!!!
I don't know why you aren't writing a guide to dating in the modern world! These are golden!
I agree with the last comment!
Thank you for today's laugh!!
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